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5. THE GIRL WITH TWO BREASTS 09/06/00
Jeff and co. can鈥檛 take their eyes of a beautiful stranger in their local bar. And the girl can't take her eyes off Jeff. Jeff goes over to talk to her, only to discover that she doesn鈥檛 speak a word of English, which to Jeff of course is quite a relief. Her interpreter, Alice, tells Jeff she鈥檚 Israeli, then whisks her away.
The next day the girl is back and Jeff attempts to chat her up. With neither speaking a word of the other鈥檚 language, it is an utter disaster. The girl is led to believe that Jeff fancies Alice, not her. Jeff is led to believe that 'Shadayim' is the girl鈥檚 name, when in fact it鈥檚 Hebrew for 'breast'. The heartbroken girl reluctantly arranges for Alice to meet Jeff at the bar the next day. When Jeff says to Alice, 'I鈥檓 sorry, I was expecting Shadayim,' the flat-chested Alice punches him in the face.
| The Wisdom of Jeff: "I need breasts with brains. I don鈥檛 mean individual brains, obviously... I mean, not a brain each. You know, I like intelligent women, but you鈥檝e got to draw the line somewhere... I think breast brains would be over-egging the woman pudding." |
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Most embarrassing moment:
It's a tough call, but a particularly squirm-worthy moment is when Jeff shouts "breasts" in Hebrew across the crowded bar. Steve gives him a thumbs-up and shouts "breasts" back. Oy veh.
Quick question: Who is the beautiful actress who plays 'the girl'?
Find out...
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