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2. SIZE MATTERS 19/05/00
Susan and Steve prepare to go on their first date (or at least, their first date without their friends gatecrashing.) Susan suggests that she鈥檒l cook, sparking debate as to whether that means she鈥檚 inviting Steve to have sex too.
Susan tells Sally - and Steve - that Patrick is particularly well-endowed. This leaves Sally with a tricky dilemma: she鈥檚 always sworn never to have sex with a Tory, but Patrick is a very big boy... Meanwhile, Steve is increasingly intimidated by Patrick鈥檚 huge reputation, until Susan finally puts him at ease.
| The Wisdom of Jeff: "I mean, where exactly do you take your socks off? My advice is to take them off right after your shoes, and before your trousers. That鈥檚 the sock gap. Miss it, and suddenly you鈥檙e a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman will ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her." |
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Most embarrassing moment:
Steve phones Susan for the first time, but can鈥檛 think of anything to say. The pause is so long it takes on a horrible life of its own - "like the Blob", in Jeff鈥檚 words.
Quick question: Susan keeps pictures of which celebrity in her bedside cabinet?
Find out...
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