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Hello Psychic fans, Shirley here.
I got an email this week saying that I've put on a bit of weight and that I should stay off the doughnuts.
What can I say? The spirits come to me any time, any place. What would you do if you've just had a tuna salad and sparkling water at Pizza Express, but then Diana comes through and orders a Sloppy Giuseppe and a bottle of Chianti? Well I can't exactly tell her to come back later, can I? Which is what i tried to explain to a nutritionist what I went to see in this week's show.
Also this week, my special protege Ian Jackson met a witch, plus I gave health advice to some of you mortals, channelled a VERY special dead celebrity in front of a live audience, and sang a song about my weight issues what was been specially composed for me by Karen Carpenter.
Oh, and go to my special Spirit Academy page on this site to see what I got up to there this week. There's some real talent amongst my students - but also to be honest a lot of dead weight what I'm looking forward to getting rid of in the most humiliating way possible.
Spook to you later!
Love and light